beat on the brat with a baseball bat

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

you and eyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm baaack. Actually i just felt like updating my blog for some reason. i like it. but livejournal is much better. Thus causing everyone to convert to livejournals from blogs and whatnot. Sheesh. Some people SUCK ASS. ...just kidding. Anyway, bye.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004

farewell and goodnight

i no longer have a blogdrive. it is gone. but however i now have a livejournal.

www.livejournal.com/users/r3ggaejunkiej3w i probably won't update this again, but it's just here to look at.

ta ta

good day

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004

gay. nothing but pure gay.

This will be fun.

:: answer the question with only song titles from the band you pick::

Ween

1. Are you male or female -> Birthday Boy
2.Describe yourself -> I Play It Off Legit
3. How do some people feel about you -> Pretty Girl, You Fucked Up, Reggaejunkiejew
4. How do you feel about yourself -> I play it off legit.
5. Describe your girlfriend/ boyfriend/ interest -> She Fucks Me
6. Where would you rather be -> Buckingham Green
7. Describe what you want to be -> Buckingham Green
8.Describe how you live -> Flies On My Dick
9. Describe how you love -> I Can't Put My Finger On It
10. Share a few words of wisdom -> Cover it with gas and set it on fire, Never Squeal On THe Pusher

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Sunday, April 25, 2004

the infinite wisdom and genius of danielle

i saw a car that was on fire tonight, that was awesome. we wanted it to blow up, that horrible

outlines bite ass. save me bia! lol, im sooo hyper and crazy happy!

get ready for monday. you guys are gonna be shocked mother fuckas! haha, you know you love me ;-)

call or leave it if ya need me and shit like that

_________________________________________

angry x DANIELLE: haha
angry x DANIELLE: "call it"
angry x DANIELLE: "and you KILLED IT."

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Saturday, April 17, 2004

beat on the brat with a baseball bat

It is fun to watch Jordan Leitson post stupidity on Lizelle's blog, and then get his white cracker ass beat down by everyone else. idiot.

tamara is insanely cool, and her cousin is a complete wigger.

danielle uses the word 'nigger' a lot in her blog. i don't mind though. though she did block me because i asked her about it. I annoy her to death.

beat on the brat with a baseball bat oh yeah, oh yeah

i have more than 4 screennames.

nick is in florida. :( meh.

spring break is almost done. :( meh.

the ramones are good. :) yay.

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Wednesday, April 14, 2004

i'll see you on the dark side of the moon

I have a new title. I stole it from danielle's blog, wherever she got it from.

*smirk*

You wake up at Dulles.

Passover is done. Thank God.

You wake up at O'Hara

ii have added more links. including danielle, nick, mindy, a few other people and dorit's alterego.

You wake up at 7:20. Your mother yells at you for being such a lazy idiot.

*smirk*

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Sunday, April 11, 2004

are you for real? what do you feel?

My brother is an idiot

I hate passover.

For the first time in a while, i listened to the Cure, and I now find Robert Smith's voice to be exceedingly annoying.

Bread = good

passover = bad

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Friday, April 09, 2004

Weekend Update with Ian Fallon

This week was really annoying.

I am liking Mrs. Greenwald less and less. She is a bitchy person, and I can see why so many people dislike her. She's always whining when people make any type of noise. And her voice. my god, her voice. Her voice basically tells everyone that she's a chain smoker, from Boston. No human should talk in such a manner. Yech.

Mrs. Patrick is actually pretty cool. She told us that she smoked for like 12 years, and she told us that she could put away more beers than anyone else in college. toga, toga, toga.

I despise passover. You can't eat breat for EIGHT DAYS. HALF OF MY DIET is constituted of bread related paraphenelia. It's sad.

And now, a break for Ian to go eat Matzo ball soup. Yum :)

that was lovely.

anyway. I went to Hot Topic and got a few shirts.

Operation Ivy
Flogging Molly
Pink Floyd0 Dark Side Of the Moon
The Ramones
Pigeons should not eat chili
Oysterboy
Man Cannot live on bread alone (unlesss he's in a cage and that's all you feed him)

THey're cool.

I left my bad brains cd at eric's house, miserably.

Eric is also on vacation in new york.

I've noticed that a lot of people have their own logos, I.E. MandaZ, [..::Liz::..] or -||min||-

perhaps I should make up one of my own.

a) ::IanZ::
b) -[IaN]-
c) -([IanZ])-

d) ([([([([( x I A N x )]])])])]
e) [..::ian::..]
f) (-[ TEH AWESOME ]-)
g) Ian The Almighty

vote on your choice on the comment thing, or the....uh....thing.... Tagboard!

good day

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Wednesday, March 31, 2004

when you've had your fun, and your work is done, you must not succumb. i can feel you breath it's like a mega weedge inside. please don't hide. mom won't you please pass me the pork roll egg and cheese if you please on a kaiser bun.

001) What time are you starting this?: right now
002) Name?: ian
003) What day of the month were you born (actual day)?: saturday i think.
004) Sex?: guy
005) Height?: about 5 foot
006) Eye color?: brown
007) skin?: tan
008) Location?: a random basement in central suburbia
009) Where were you born?: in royal oak
010) Have you ever failed a class?: indeed
011) If you have, what class did you fail?: science
012) Do you have crush on someone?: sure
013) Do you have a bf/gf?: nope
014) If so, what is their name: ----
015) How long have you been together?: ------
016) What are you wearing right now?: a barrel. a dickies shirt, a pair of under/pants, shoes, socks and glasses.
017) Would you have sex before marriage?: indeed.
018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: heavens no
020) Do you smoke?: i have,
021) Do you drink?: i have
022) Are you ghetto?: sure, shaniqua
023) Are you a player?: a piano player!! OHHHHHH
024) What are your favorite colors?: blue, red, periwinkle, magenta, chartreuse. actually the first two
025) What is your favorite animal?: a cow
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: there are a fw on my penis. just kidding. i don't know.
027) Have you ever gotten your butt kicked?: literally
028) Who are your best friends?: humans
029) Have you ever beat someone up?: mm hmm.
030) Who do you talk to most on the phone?: sanjay.
031) Have you ever been slapped? indeed
032) Do you get online a lot?: are you half retarded?
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: both, depends.
034) Do you shower?: technically
035) Do you hate school?: in the mornings.
036) Do you have a social life?: i guess
037) How easily do you trust people?: i don't
038) Have you ever lied to your parents?: yes, belive it or not
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: i have 3 testicles, and i have to take medicine for the herpes on my scalp
040) Would you ever sky dive?: yes
041) Do you like to dance?: naked.
042) Have you ever been out of state?: yes
043) Do you like to travel?: sometimes.
044) Have you ever been expelled from school?: no
045) Have you ever been suspended from school?: yes.
046) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: indeed
047) Are you spoiled?: very
048) Are you a brat?: not really
050) Have you ever gotten high?: uh, no.
51) What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: bacardi O
052) Do you like Snapple?: mango madness
053) Do you drink a lot of water?: yes
054) What toothpaste do you use? colgate regular
055) Do you have a cell phone or pager? cell phone.
056) Do you have a curfew?: indeed
057) Who do you look up to?: my cousin
058) Are you a role model?: a bad one
059) What name brand do you wear the most?: i don't know.
060) What jewelry do you wear everyday?: a piece of hemp
061) What Do You Have Pierced? my genitalia
062) What do you want pierced?: lip kinda
063) Do you like taking pictures?: yeah
064) Do you like getting your picture taken? ...no.
066) Do you get annoyed easily?: indeed
067) Have you ever started a rumor?: probably
068) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: sorta.
069) Do you have your own pool?: heavens no
070) Do you have any siblings?: indeed
071) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxers
072) Have you ever been played?: ...hah.
073) Have you ever played anyone?: uhhh
074) Do you get along with your parents?: usualy
075) How do you vent your anger?: kick something, or cry or something, i don't know
076) Have you ever run away?: no
077) Have you ever been fired from a job?: no.
078) Do you even have a job?: no.
079) Do you daydream a lot?: too much.
080) Do you have a lot of exes?: sure
081) Do you run your mouth?: always.
082) What do you want a tattoo of?: anything
083) What do you have a tattoo of?: nothing
084) What are your favorite flowers?: lilacs
085) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: i personally don't have one.
086) What does your most recent crush look like?: really cool
087) Have you ever been bitched out? all the time.
088) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: i don't know
089) Has anyone caled you rude?: you know it.
090) What was the last compliment you received? NICK: i like you,ian don't kill yourself
091) Do you like getting dirty?: sure but i have to take a shower afterwards.
092) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: in
093) Are you flexible? i guess.
094) What is your heritage?: black (good black, not like rap listening black), and white (woo hoo)
095) What is your lucky number?: 152381625381765318723
096) What does your hair look like right now?: bad
097) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: one that eats chicken, maybe.
098) When was your last real heartbreak?: dunno
099) Describe your looks?: skinny. weird. geeky.
100) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: black.
101) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: sure
102) Would you ever date someone older than you?: sure
103) When was the last time you were drunk?: i belive it was last summer
104) When was the last time you went on a date?: i don't know
108) Have you ever had an eating disorder? no.
109) Do you have one now?: no, but if i did you'd be the first to know -sarcasm-
110) How many rings until you answer the phone?: about three
111) Have you ever been skinny dipping?: in the bathtub
112) If yes, when was the last time?: last week
113) Do you look more like your mother or father? don' tknow
114) Do you cry a lot?: at times
115) Do you ever cry to get your way?: yes.
116) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: toe.
117) What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: yeah...
118) Are you the romantic type?: sure.
119) Have you ever been chased by cops?: have you?
121) What do you like least about your body?: the whole thing.
122)When was the last time you threw up?: The day after i got drunk, (see question 103)
123) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: either/or (black hair)
124) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: chucks
125) Do you ever wear pants that show ur ass?: WHAT ass?
126) What about shirts that show cleavage?: when i'm feeling gay
127) Is your best friend a virgin?: i think
128) Have you ever fucked someone up?: i believe it was ryan sakwa, in fifth grade. only it was psychologically, and he kept saying 'Penis' for months afterward
129) Have you ever been fucked up?: yea
130) What color are your underwear right now?: red plaid
131) What theme does your room have?: paintings and posters
132) What size shoe do you wear?: 6.5
133) What jewelry are you wearing now?: a "hemp bracelet" which is a piece of string..
134) What is your screen name on AIM?: tastethewaste73
135) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: maybe
136) How are you feeling right now?: tired
137) When was the last time you were at a party?: new years. never go to parties.
139) What do you sleep in?: my pajamas
140) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yea
141) What is one of your bad qualities?: i'm dreadfully immature. and i'm too geeky.
142) What is one of your good qualities?: i like long walks on the beach
143) Would you marry for money?: good lord no.
144) What do you drive? you crazy. much like the pop sensation britney spears' song.
145) Have you ever given or received roadhead?: no.
146) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: mama's boy
147) What does your user name mean?: it is a ween lyric from the song 'Tender Situation"
148) What's your favorite CD?: pure guava,. axis:bold as love, and uh... Amnesiac
149) When was the last time you cried in school?: don't remember
150) Do you wear Chucks? yup
151) For two million dollars, would u have sex with bill clinton?: sure ;)
152) What time are you finishing this?: 4:22 PM which is two minutes after 420 YEAH.

that was fun

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Monday, March 29, 2004

Today it is my birthday!

YAY!

i went to school and dorit gave me a HyBrId FoLdEr and a jimi hendrix cd!!! thus i gave her a big hug.

and then teh eric gave me a SUBLIME HOODIE!!!!!!!! and i gave a him a big hug, which dorit described as a 'homosexual moment'

and schoool happened. and then I went home and went to a S and E rehearsal! and it went well! and i got home and heard my cd (and spanich Castle Magic is the mbest song of all time) and now it is 7:01 PM and i'm 14. HOORAY FOR ME..

that was a short entry but it was awesome and i'm hyper..

GOOD DAY!

happy birthday to me!

puerto rican power the power of love

hudgamajigger!!!!

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